News: Man Arrested For Solicitation On Honeymoon

What a fun phone call that must have been.

From The Smoking Gun.

Man Celebrates Wedding By Getting Arrested For Soliciting Hooker On His Honeymoon

Meet Mohammed Ahmed.

The 21-year-old was one of scores of men arrested in a prostitution sweep conducted last week by the Polk County Sheriff’s Office in Florida. According to investigators, the alleged john answered an online ad posted by an undercover detective posing as a hooker. 

Seen in the adjacent mug shot, Ahmed was arrested when he arrived for his paid liaison.

Ahmed, an Illinois resident, was in the Sunshine State on his honeymoon when busted for soliciting prostitution and pot possession.

When Ahmed did not return to his bride at the Omni Hotel, she called police to report him missing. 

The woman was subsequently told by cops that her husband was not MIA, that he had been arrested. For seeking to pay for sex from a hooker while he was celebrating his nuptials.

Models Falling On The Catwalk Of The Day

It's wrong to laugh at people falling. That's what makes it so fun.

A couple of these are NSFW-ish.





























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News: Dude With Knit Hat At Party Calls Beer ‘Libations’

From The Onion.

Dude With Knit Hat At Party Calls Beer ‘Libations’

PROVIDENCE, RI—Sources attending a house party on Governor Street confirmed that the dude with the knit hat has been referring to the supply of beer as “libations” throughout the night. 

“The night is young, my friends—enough libations for everyone,” said the guy whose sideburns poked out from beneath the wool cap and whose name may have been Jordan or Jay—or possibly Kyle—before raising his red plastic cup to eye level, nodding his head slightly, and urging the assembled partygoers to “imbibe.” 

“We’ve got some fine spirits in the kitchen, too, if anyone’s interested.” 

The dude, who also wore tight brown corduroy pants, then reportedly circulated among the partygoers, describing his recent “unreal” trip to Colorado.

"Parks And Recreation" Cast as Justice League Heroes Of The Day

Why? Because she can. (She = artist Vicky Trochez).

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Gravity-Free Cover Song Of The Day: Space Oddity

In case you haven't seen this one yet, here's astronaut Chris Hadfield channeling David Bowie aboard the International Space Station. At the end of the year when they do a list of 2013's best videos, this one will be on it.

Nailed It! 11 Animated Gifs of Talent

I always think about the learning curve on stuff like this, and it makes my bones ache.