Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Fun Words To Work Into Your Everyday Conversations

From Mental Floss.



Kummerspeck
(German) Excess weight gained from emotional overeating. Literally, grief bacon.

Paper-belly
A person unable to drink liquor straight, or one who grimaces after drinking.

Petrichor
The clean, pleasant smell that accompanies rain falling on dry ground. It’s from the Greek petra (stone) and ichor (the blood of Greek gods and goddesses). The term was coined by two Australian researchers in 1964.

milliHelen
The quantity of beauty required to launch just one ship.

Dysania
Having difficulty getting out of bed in the morning.

Karoshi
(Japanese) Death from being overworked.

Lawn Mullet
A neatly manicured front yard and an unmowed mess in the back.

Koi No Yokan
(Japanese) The sense upon first meeting a person that the two of you will fall in love.


The Wheaton
The delightfully geeky Wil Wheaton was one of the first celebs to attract a massive number of followers. When half a million people subscribed to his Tweets, that number was dubbed a Wheaton by John Kovalic. Today, Wil Wheaton actually has about 3.8 Wheatons.

Oldfangled
Old fashioned.

Bakku-shan
(Japanese) The experience of seeing a woman who appears pretty from behind but not from the front.

Zeg
(Georgian) The day after tomorrow. Why don’t we have a word for the day after tomorrow?

Punk Day
A day when children are admitted to a carnival or circus free.

Badinage
Playful, joking banter.


Crwth
An ancient Celtic musical instrument. Comes in handy when you’ve got no vowels in Words With Friends.

Pretzel-bender
a. A peculiar person; an eccentric; one who thinks in a round-about manner.
b. A player of the French horn.
c. A wrestler.
d. A heavy drinker; one who frequents bars.

Glabella
The space between the eyebrows.

Tsktsks
Who knows? But it’s the longest vowel-free word you can play in Words With Friends (however, its play in WWF is only possible should you elect to use a blank tile as the second ‘K,’ since there is only one ‘K’ tile per game).

Gay-cat
A hobo not wise to the ways of hobo life; a hobo who is considered unacceptable by his fellows.

Product Of The Day: Han Solo Carbonite Toilet Seat

You'll never shit alone.
From Nerd Approved:

Han may not like the idea of being frozen in carbonite and used as a toilet seat cover in your bathroom, but he’s frozen in carbonite, so it’s not like he can say much.

This toilet seat is made by a company called Derby Covers and, apparently, all of their toilet seats are custom painted and airbrushed. That’s got to look interesting on a resume!

They cover all sorts of different fandoms, so I’m guessing that if Han’s tortured face isn’t your thing, you’ll find something you like.

Product Page ($59.99)

Monday, July 21, 2014

Craigslist Ad Of The Day: I Need A Sword

best of craigslist > great falls >

Originally Posted: 2014-06-22


I need a sword

I need a sword. Something large, of fine craftsmanship and sturdy. Must be able to cleave a moose in half with one to two blows.

This is extremely important. I need to arm for my time machine and i cant bring a gun to where im going, i dont want to give myself away as a time traveler and i have to fit in.

I would prefer something from the renaissance period, as i am trying to save King Louis XIII from bring executed. If all goes as planned, the present will change and i hope you all enjoy not having france a part of this planet anymore.

Youre welcome in advance.

This is completely serious and is not a joke.

16 Things You Might Not Know About The Princess Bride

Inconceivable! From a longer list on Buzzfeed.


Director Rob Reiner auditioned over 500 women for the role of Buttercup, including Courtney Cox, Meg Ryan, Uma Thurman, and Whoopie Goldberg.

The Princess Bride was almost made into a movie in the ’70s, and a then-unknown Arnold Schwarzenegger was seriously considered to play Fezzik.

Reiner’s first choice to play Vizzini was Danny DeVito, but the role ultimately went to Wallace Shawn.

Neither Cary Elwes or Mandy Patinkin had any sword-fighting experience before filming. Both trained rigorously, and every frame of Inigo and Westley’s sword fight on The Cliffs of Insanity is actually the two actors.



Rob Reiner offered Mandy Patinkin any role he wanted in The Princess Bride.

Patinkin chose Inigo partly because his own father died a few years before filming, and for motivation he would tell himself that if he caught the six-fingered man, his own father would come back.

Mandy Patinkin’s favorite line in the movie is when Inigo says, “I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it’s over, I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life.”

The first scene Robin Wright filmed was her dress catching fire in the Fire Swamp. The fire is real, but the skirt was made of flame-retardant cloth. William Goldman, who wrote the book and the screenplay for The Princess Bride, was on set at the time and screamed, “Her dress is on fire!” ruining the shot.


Billy Crystal wanted Miracle Max to look like a cross between his own grandmother and former Yankees manager Casey Stengel.

Crystal filmed the role of Miracle Max over three days for 10 hours a day, and never made the same joke twice.

Rob Reiner would laugh so much at Crystal’s lines he would have to leave the room during filming.

Goldman decided Rob Reiner was the right man to direct The Princess Bride only after he saw This Is Spinal Tap.

Reiner once ran into mob boss John Gotti and six of his men outside a New York restaurant. One of them looked at him and said, “You killed my father, prepare to die!” then burst out laughing.


A body double was used for the scene when Westley jumps on Fezzik’s back because AndrĂ© the Giant had severe back issues.

During fight rehearsal for Inigo’s big showdown with Count Rugen, Mandy Patinkin accidentally stabbed Christopher Guest in the thigh.

The final scene of the movie was originally going to be The Grandson looking out his window and seeing the four heroes, sitting on white horses, waving from below. Reiner decided against it and reshot the final scene.

(More here)

News: New Study Finds Most Of Earth’s Oxygen Used For Complaining

From The Onion. Parody but this sounds pretty reasonable to me.
New Study Finds Most Of Earth’s Oxygen Used For Complaining

SEATTLE—Following a multiyear study of atmospheric gases and their role in organic processes on earth, a team of researchers at the University of Washington reported this week that the majority of the oxygen on the planet is used for complaining.

“By carefully measuring the processes of gas exchange, the respiratory capacities of living organisms, and resulting metabolic activities, we discovered that most oxygen molecules in Earth’s troposphere are used for the purposes of sighing, whining, and most commonly, complaining,” said the study’s lead author, James Lauderio, who noted that an adult human converts an average of 19 cubic feet of oxygen per day into petty grievances about acquaintances, nitpicking objections about popular media or the weather, criticisms about tasks they are performing, and general fussing with family members.

“And while humans are the species most responsible for transforming oxygen into complaints, it’s important to note that other animal life, including mammals, birds, and reptiles, also convert massive amounts of O2 into displeased growls and screeches about their habitats and food sources.”

Lauderio added that the research team has not been able to determine a verifiable upper limit to the number of complaints that can be produced from a single inhalation, with many human subjects reportedly producing upwards of 40 or more complaints with each breath.

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